Rambo's Back

Sylvester Stallone is going to star in Rambo 4. He will be 60 years old next year!
Who exactly will he be fighting?

Rachel Weisz is the new face of Burberry

Rachel Weisz and Iaon Gruffudd shooting an ad for Burberry in London.

They make a cute couple and both are clean cut and clean unlike a certain model...





From Just Jared.com

Hollywood Film Awards

More stars from last night's award show.

Jen Aniston - this is not a good picture of her. She kind of looks like a man here.







Charlize Theron - gorgeous - does she ever take a bad photo?







Mena Suvari - rocking out the headband (another fall fashion must)







Sandra Bullock - also with a headband








Rachel McAdams - blonder than usual but looking pretty








Halle Berry - gorgeous as usual

Jennifer Aniston Likes her Men Young

Jennifer Aniston with Jake Gylenhaal (her co-star from "The Good Girl") last night at the Hollywood Film Awards.
Hmm, is she going for a kiss on the lips? Who can blame her; he's hot!
















Hope Kirsten Dunst isn't around....















photos courtesy of JJB

To Bra or Not to Bra

Wear a bra, expose it.



Lindsay Lohan leaving the Ivy yesterday.








Don't wear one and wear black and expose everything.


Jessica Simpson exposing her chest (and her dark roots).

















Gwyneth Paltrow exposing herself at the UK premiere of Proof.

Bad Plastic Surgery

I was going to save this until I found more examples of recent stars gone wrong but this is too good to save.

Brittany Murphy, whom I will always remember as the Clueless girl with thick eyebrows in need of a makeover, is crying out for attention.

She's had her lips injected. Whoa. Not a good look for her. She looks bizarre with that pout; I also think she may have had her eyes done.

Is she trying to look like Angelina Jolie? Or maybe she’s trying to look like Demi Moore.
Brittany must still be upset about Ashton dumping her for Demi.

Brittany back in her Clueless days pre plastic-surgery and pre makeover.

Justin still cares for Britney

In a suprising show of support for his ex, Justin Timberlake came to Britney Spears's defense over the stolen baby photos of her son.

"When a person like her, who's obviously a sweet person, is having their first child, it's like, `leave the girl alone,'" Timberlake told "Access Hollywood" in an interview that aired tonight.

"I do think that's crossing the line," the 24-year-old singer said. "That's her baby and those are her baby pictures."

Aww, isn't that sweet? He still cares for Brit. Wonder what Cameron Diaz thinks about all of this.

Fashion Trend for Fall - Big Sunglasses

The trend our favorite little elf, Mary-Kate, started so long ago is still hot. Check out these A-list celebs sporting the big bug-eye sunglasses look:

Mischa Barton shopping in LA over the weekend (big sunglasses? check, Starbucks coffee? check).

























Demi Moore aka Mrs. Kutcher rocking the look last week.





















Christine Taylor aka Mrs. Ben Stiller apres lunch at Pastis last week.
























Posh Spice (or Scary Spice as she's know these days for her fondness for plastic surgery and not eating) sporting the look in LA over the weekend. She is skinny!

While we work, celebrities play...at the beach

Cindy Crawford looks amazing at 40.
Here she is hanging out with her daughter at the beach.





















Orlando Bloom and his sweetie, Kate Bosworth in the Bahamas having a grand ol' time. Oh to be young, good-looking, rich and in love!


























Kate Hudson on a recent vacation in Hawaii with the two things she can't live without: coffee and cigarettes.




















The Lost It Couple - Dominic Monahan and Evangeline Lilly.

Rumor is he's been ring shopping (oh precious) and will propose soon (if he hasn't already).
















J ho at home in Miami.





Okay, so she's not at the beach but she is poolside at her mansion. And these pictures are from last month but nonetheless, she is playing.


She really does have a huge bottom and I'm surprised at how pale she looks (especially her backside); thought she was naturally very olive-skinned

Weekend Box Office

It was Doom's Day at the box office as the action flick starring The Rock was # 1 this weekend taking in a little over $15 million (and up 30% from last week's #1 movie The Fog which fell to # 4). Dakota Fanning proved her muscle by opening second with $9.3 million. Not bad for an 11 year-old.


Weekend Box Office 10/21-10/23
1. Doom - $15.5 million
2. Dreamer -$9.2 million
3. Wallace & Gromit - $8.6 million
4. The Fog - $6.6 million
5. North Country - $6.4 million

Celebrity Shoppers

Here's Jessica Alba shopping in Soho this week.
She looks cute but her pants are kind of icky.



























Beyonce shopping at Crate & Barrel in Soho on Sunday.
She looks kind of short and dare I say, chunky.




























Nicky and Kevin shopping in Soho.
Wow. He looks like an elf.


























Paris Hilton shopping in LA sans bra.



























Jennifer Garner getting gas in LA
Should she be pumping gas given her condition?
She's ready to give birth any minute now...


























She looks like a businesswoman in this outfit like she just got out of work
and had to get gas on her way home.



























Mischa shopping in Soho in a hideous frock.



























Mischa and Nicole in LA.

Time to get your roots done, Mischa.


























Jake and his dog Lucky in LA. Both are adorable.


























Eva and her pup

























most photos courtesy of JJB.

Madonna - So You Can Dance

Here she is on MTV's TRL Monday afternoon showing a couple of youngsters how to dance. Not bad for a 47-year old.













She's wearing a bluish/purple dress. Guess she likes that hue because she was decked out in purple earlier in the week. She looks like a hooker from the 80s. Maybe she's feeling nostalgic for the good ol' days.

Selma Blair is Happy (cha ching!)

Selma's husband, Ahmet Zappa, just sold the movie rights to his soon-to-be published children's book about monsters for a cool $1.5 million (Jerry Bruckheimer will produce).

Wonder what Selma will spend the money on. We know it's not food because Selma is super skinny.

What did Heidi Klum give birth to???

This is the first photo of Heidi Klum's baby (the father of this one is Seal).

We know Heidi is not a real blond (her natural color is dark brown) but I can't even begin to put this into words.

Just enjoy the photo of the little prune.

Kirsten Dunst Likes to Drink

Kirsten Dunst likes to drink...who doesn't?

Pagesix is reporting that Kirsten Dunst was acting like a lush at the NY premiere of her new movie, "Elizabethtown". Perhaps she was drinking because the movie was too painful to watch (it is).

Spies report that after the premiere, she kept drinking "and got very loud and obnoxious. She was very pushy." Supposedly, this isn't the first time she's behaved this way. I say, give her a break. She's young and entitled to get drunk and pushy - that's what our 20s are made for, aren't they?

If you see Kirsten out at a bar, be sure to buy her another round. She needs it.

Jessica Simpson - Dealing with People You Can't Stand

Gawker reports that Jessica Simpson is reading the book, "Dealing with People you can't Stand" as per this photo in the upcoming US Weekly. Wonder who she's trying to deal with? Nick?

Interesting side note - Amazon had it ranked #8302 in book sales and since the gawker report (a couple of hours ago), an additional 1,000 books have been sold. Not bad. Guess everyone wants to be like Jessica or learn to deal with difficult people.

Don't Believe the Hype - Jennifer Aniston is not with Vince Vaughn

It's understandable that Jen wants/needs love; who doesn't? We all know that Jen is hurt - she told the world this when she was on Oprah's season opener (and in countless other interviews).

But we also know that celebrities want to keep their private lives private. So why would Jen and Vince hang out on a balcony for hours?





In order to attract as much paparazzi as possible and hence, generate enough buzz/publicity for their respective movies/careers. This is a no brainer.

Besides, rumor has it that Vince likes his 'martinis with a twist' and not 'straight' up.

photos courtesy of hollywoodrag

Fog Rolls in Over Elizabethtown

Ahh, just as predicted, The Fog was the #1 movie last weekend beating out Cameron Crowe's Elizabethtown. That's what happens when you write a bad movie. While I enjoyed watching Orlando "I'm so pretty" Bloom, most of the movie was a dud save for the enjoyable soundtrack.

Weekend Actuals 10/14 to 10/16
1. The Fog - $11.8 million - decent debut for scary teen flick
2. Wallace & Gromit - $11.5 million - very solid results for second week
3. Elizabethtown - $10.6 million - disappointing just like the movie (most reviews were poor)
4. Flightplan - $6.4 million - again, don't mess with Jodie Foster; she will kick ass in air or on land
5. In Her Shoes - $6.1 million - so-so results for so-so chick flick

Smokin hottie!

Wow! Camryn Manheim's one lucky B! The father of her child is none other than top male model, Jeffrey Brezovar. He is hot!!!! Smokin! Check out his photos on this model website.
http://www.modelteam-hamburg.de/

For awhile, it was rumored that one of those old scraggly rockers (David Crosby) was the father but pagesix is reporting otherwise.

According to the article, Jeff is slated to appear in Out magazine with photos of their son, Milo, but Camryn changed her mind and wanted the photos pulled.

Why would you want to hide the fact that Jeff is your son's dad? Okay, okay, they didn't have sex (he's gay and so is she so they used his sperm) but he is her son's biological father.

Guess she's concerned because Jeff is dating Nate Berkus, Oprah's favorite interior designer, and she feels there would be too much publicity. Too late!

Madonna - I'll see you in Hell!

Don't you miss the 80s Madonna? She was so much fun! The new Madonna preaches goodness, morals and ethics but none of the above made her famous or rich. Hello! One of her biggest hits was a song called, 'Material Girl'. Can we say hypocrite?

Now she's telling anyone who will listen that if they don't change their ways, they're going to hell. "(People) are going to go to hell if they don't turn from Wicked behavior... The material world... the physical world. The world of illusion, that we think is real. We live for it, we're enslaved by it. It will ultimately be our undoing."

Britney's back!

Britney Spears and her husband, Kevin Federline, had lunch in Malibu yesterday.






















It was one of her first public outings since the birth of her son, Sean. Guess they got a babysitter (maybe her mom?).

























She looks pretty good considering she had the baby one month ago but she's got a long way to go before she gets back to flat abs.


























Rumor is People magazine won the exclusive rights to publish baby Sean's pictures.

Divas in Town

Feel the strong winds today? A sure sign that the Divas have flown into town!

Madonna is in New York and so is Catherine Zeta Jones, two divas extraordinaire.



Madge is in NY hawking her new album and will be taking over MTV's TRL tomorrow rocking out with the teen crowd (she may be 47 years old but there's no stopping her).




















Meanwhile CZJ will be hosting Saturday Night Live next Saturday night (with special guests, Franz Ferdinand). I'm certain she'll look glamorous as usual.

"I Don't Like You," Sarah Jessica Parker

While promoting her upcoming movie, "The Family Stone," SJP was riled by a reporter who didn't like her character in the movie. SJP got so mad and didn't know how to deal with the situation so she resorted to acting like a six year-old. "Well, I don't like you!", she snapped.

Guess what? I've seen a preview of this movie and he's right, her character is not likeable - very annoying and not funny.

Suck it up SJP. Not everything you work on will be as great as "Sex and the City."

Paris wants to forgive and forget

Apparently, Paris Hilton has written an apology letter to Nicole Ritchie in an attempt to be friends again. Wow. Who knew Paris could write?! Shocking!

I bet the letter looked something like this:

Deer Nicoal,
I'm sorree your such a bitch. But I forgiv ya, ok? Bffs agen?
Luv,
Paris

Louis Vuitton Grand Re-Opening Paris - Fashion Round Up

Louis Vuitton redesigned their flagship store in Paris. They had a huge party last Saturday night with every celebrity within a 15 mile radius showing up to the event (hoping to snag an LV bag). Sharon Stone had the honor of cutting the red ribbon (so she got a $5,000 bag gratis).


Fashion Roundup:

Jade, "my dad is Mick," Jagger









Gillain "X-Files" Anderson (she looks spooked in this photo)











Sharon, "I can dress like this and get away with it," Stone and bag a $5,000 LV bag











Uma, "I can look like a clown because I work for LV now," Thurman. Feel sorry for me! Watch me cry on Oprah. Boo hoo.












Salma, "Oh Jude," Hayek












Karl Lagerfeld











Winona "kooky" Ryder (do you think the security guards followed her around all night?)










Diane, "I was in National Treasure with Nic Cage," Kruger (I can also dress like a clown)













I think this is this season's must have bag from LV that fetches for $5,000 (the Manhattan bag); Sharon Stone got one for free.

It's Official - Mary-Kate Olsen is leaving NYU

People magazine is reporting that Mary-Kate Olsen is leaving NYU. She has taken a leave of absence to focus on her business (Dualstar Entertainment) and "to pursue personal interests." the magazine also states that she's not going to rehab (she's already done that) so who knows what she'll be pursuing.

Is she doing this because that rich Greek guy broke her heart? Stavros Niarchos is now hanging out with Paris.

Good luck MK. NY will miss you (so will Starbucks).

Sizzlin' Salma

Anyone who's anyone was in Paris this week for the fashion shows and for the opening of the new Louis Vuitton store. Think Uma, Sharon Stone, Hilary Duff, Lucy Liu and Salma Hayek.

Salma, especially, seems to be having a great time. Besides scoring free LV bags at the opening, she's been picking up cute men.

Earlier in the week it was reported that she hooked up with Jude Law (while Jude was with Sienna) and now the rumor is that Salma was with Alexander Payne. According to the Daily News, an eyewitness reports that the two were flirting up a storm at the soiree and at one point, Alex was 'gently stroking Hayek's calf' - ooh la la.

Payne is the director of "Sideways" and "Election" and still married to Sandra Oh ("Grey's Anatomy") although they did file for divorce almost immediately after the Academy Awards (where he won an Oscar).

Salma used to date hottie Josh Lucas.

J. Lo to Sing?

J. Lo will be singing! Shocking I know. But I'm certain she's getting paid a hefty sum for her appearance.

This weekend, she and her hubby, Marc Anthony (aka scarecrow) will be in the Dominican Republic at a Latin Music Festival.

Marc can sing but we all know J. Ho can't so she'll probably be lip-syncing again.

Weekend Box Office Projections

Expect teens to flock to the latest scary movie, "The Fog", while Orlando Bloom/LOTR fans may go see "Elizabethtown" (but they will be disappointed just as I was; the movie is so-so and pretty boy Orlando can't save it.)




My predictions:
1. The Fog - $13 million
2. Elizabethtown - $10 million
3. Wallace & Gromit - $9 million
4. Flightplan - $7 million
5. In Her Shoes - $6.5 million

You Can Have Halle Berry for Half a Million

Radar magazine has a fun little article about celebrities and what they're willing to do for money.

Halle Berry will show up at a corporate affair for a price of $500,000 but she'll talk not act.

Some other celebrities will show up for far less. Interesting read.

It's Official: Bond is Blond! Daniel Craig is the New 007

At a press conference in London an hour ago, Daniel Craig was unveiled as the new James Bond.

It was widely rumored that he was the #1 choice beating out a group of contenders including: Clive Owen (my choice), Ioan Gruffudd, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Gerard Butler, Ewan McGregor, Colin Farrell, Hugh Jackman, Heath Ledger and Eric Bana.

Daniel will be the first blond James Bond and only the second Englishman to play 007.

Craig was introduced as the new Bond wearing a suit and sunglasses while aboard a military boat on the River Thames.

His first James Bond flick will be "Casino Royale" which is expected to start filming later this year and be in theaters next year.


Statistics:

Hair: Blond
Eyes: Blue
Height: 6'
Age: 37 years old
Origin: English
Status: Single

Claim to Fame:
*co-starred in Lara Croft - Tomb Raider with Angelina Jolie
*co-starred in The Road to Perdition with Tom Hanks and Paul Newman
*some think he's the British Steve McQueen

Still don't know who he is?
**reported to have shagged Sienna Miller


Today is also Roger Moore's birthday; he's 78 years old. He's one of the original Bonds. I wonder what he must be thinking of today's news.

Together, Not Together

Together - Nick and Jessica in Italy on vacation.
Looks like she enjoys her Sidekick with a Sprite and a fake smile.


























Not Together - Jude & Sienna

Even though they were spotted in Paris this week,
a source says, they're not together.



























Still together - Penelope & Matthew in Spain this week.

Tom and Katie to Wed in Mexico?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly planning a beach wedding in Mexico at the end of next month according to the Daily Mirror.

Rumor is they will marry in Cancun at the Ritz-Carlton.

A source says TomKat had chosen the hotel months ago before Katie 'discovered' her pregnancy. "Tom's old fashioned. He wants his child to be born in wedlock. He's very romantic and wants everything to be in place before the birth," says the source.

Expect the wedding to be Scientology style.


photo courtesy of Hollywood Rag

Mi$cha, Mi$cha, Mi$cha

Just like the rich spoiled girl she plays on TV, Mischa Barton needs more money.

Pagesix reports that she wants to make at least six figures per episode of the "O.C." because she's the star of the show.

Why is she so demading? Rumor is it's because of her new, cheap boyfriend, Cisco Adler (Kim Stewart's leftovers). Mischa used to date a billionaire's son (Brandon Davis) but no more. Now, she's dating a gross-looking, cheap, hairy thing and ends up paying for a lot of their dates. That's just wrong.

Why is she dating him? Maybe it's because he's a rocker and girls just love musicians. Plus, they seem to like dressing in hot pink.

This is her ex, Brandon; he's much cuter than Cisco.
Plus, he's got the hip accessories: cool sunglasses and the Razr.

























So does Mischa but she's got it in her favorite color, hot pink.
And she's toting the hot Chloe bag.


























Just friends? A little get-together earlier this month.



























photos courtesy of Hollywood Rag

Boy George + Hustler + Drugs = Arrest

By now, everyone knows that Boy George was arresed for cocaine possession (Got Chanel?).

New information from pagesix: Boy George had hired a male hustler who tried to rob him that day which is why BG called the police.

The hustler wanted all of the cash in BG's apartment.

A source says, "George said no and that he was going to call the police. The prostitute said, 'Go ahead and you'll go to jail.' So George freaked out because he was high, called the police, the prostitute left, and George got arrested."

The rest is history.

Lesson? Don't call the police when you're high.

Happy Birthday to Ali G!

Almost forgot to mention that it is Ali G's birthday today. Big ups!

Sacha Baron Cohen is 34 years old today. Still funny and still engaged to actress Isla Fisher (the girl who played the nympho and Vince Vaughn's love interest in Wedding Crashers).

Happy Birthday! Looking forward to the next season of Da Ali G Show. Respect!

Madonna: TV is Trash But I Want My Own Show

In an article to appear in a British magazine, Madonna discusses her strict parenting skills and how she won't allow her children to watch TV because it's "trash" yet in the same article she expresses her interest in developing a TV show for young girls. What a hypocrite.

First she says, "TV is trash. I was raised without it, I didn't miss anything. TV is poison. No-one even talks about it around here. We don't have magazines or newspapers in the house either."

But then toward the end of the article she says, "My ultimate goal is to have a TV series, and each episode would be about girls finding themselves in challenging situations."

Madonna is a savvy business woman motivated by money. She must be drooling just thinking of the syndication potential of her show (think Seinfeld dollars - remember he pocketed $500 million for his tv show's syndication rights).

The full article can be read in November's issue of Harpers & Queen.

(Madonna looking oh-so-proper in the above photo. Remember when she wasn't?)

Is Nicole Ritchie Jewish?

She went out to eat with Sara Foster but only Sara ate. Given that today is Yom Kippur (the day Jews fast) maybe Nicole was observing the Jewish holiday?

But I don't think smoking would be allowed so I guess not. She's just another starving little actress wannabe.

Some of you may be wondering who Sara Foster is and so am I.

According to imdb.com, she hosted the short-lived "ET on MTV" show but more importantly, she is given credit for introducing Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore. Wow! That's her claim to fame?






















photos courtesy of JJB

Jude & Sienna Over or Are They? Je Ne Sais Pas

People magazine is reporting that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are together again this time rendezvousing in Paris (the most romantic city in the world; just ask Tom Cruise).

A mutual friend of the pair's claims that Jude and Sienna attended a party together, dined at a French restaurant and then took a train back to London together. Since when do stars take public transportation?

Another report out of London claims that Jude got busy with Salma Hayek. Meanwhile, Sienna denies she had a physical relationship with Daniel Craig (soon to be the blond Bond).

It's her bum or is it?

Kiera Knightly hates her bum which is why she used a body double for some of her scenes in the new movie, "Domino", opening in theaters this weekend. There's one scene in particular where her character has to give a man a lap dance where her body double was needed.

Some quotes from Kiera about her bum: "No, It's definitely a body double, I don't have that body. What a bum! I wish I had that bum! No, it was fantastic."

But as early as this year she vowed never to show her bum: "You're not going to see my arse! The top half is fine but the bottom half isn't."

Kiera's rationale? She thinks her butt is too big a la J. Lo. Quoted in Glamour magazine earlier this year, Kiera said: “Believe me, I have a J.Lo bum!”

Here she is looking fantastic at the premiere of her new movie, "Domino". Who's the hot guy?


Kiera and Mena Suvari.

Off Key

Alicia Keyes is a talented musician/singer/songwriter but she needs some fashion help.

Here she is at MTV's TRL wearing a fashion no-no: the infamous denim tuxedo.

Definitely a no-no in any situation but especially when you're bottom heavy and exposing your tummy. The child size denim jacket also doesn't work.

Celebrity Sightings

Lindsay Lohan shopping in L.A. and looking very shlumpy. This is the woman Chanel honored as best dressed? Where do I start? I hate everything about this outfit especially her weird bandaid like shoes. Blah.


























Jessica Alba shopping and looking very average. Yes, that is Lactaid she's holding.

Kate Hudson in Hawaii with her Starbucks coffee and cigarettes.
Can we say addicted? Couldn't she leave her addictions alone while enjoying the water?









Angelina Jolie looking gorgeous as usual while accepting an award from the U.N.





Hilary Duff and her bf shopping in Paris avec her three beefy bodyguards.
She's sporting a black Balenciaga bag (I need one!) but it looks kind of fake. Weird.
Her boyfriend certainly is adapting well to his environment. He looks like one of those skinny little artist wannabes that hang out in cafes all day long.

Tommy Lee Burned

Tommy Lee was performing in concert with his band, Motley Crue, in Wyoming when a pyrotechnics stunt went wrong and the drummer was burned.

Apparently, he finished one more song before he was taken to the hospital. That's a true rocker.

The 43 year-old rocker is expected to make a full recovery.

Lindsay Lohan at her best

Love these pictures of LL at her best from egotastic.com.

Why is she so mad? What did they do? Bring her food?

"You know I don't eat! You know I have to stay super skinny! You know the Olsen twins can't be the skinniest!"

How dare they!

See all of them by clicking on the link below.
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-bitches-out-the-help-000477

Scarface dating Fat Actress?

Rumor has it that Fat Actress star, Kirstie Alley, is dating Al Pacino. Star magazine reports that the two were spotted at the Chateau Marmont. A source reports, "They were huddled for the whole evening , and at one point, Kirstie was stroking his thigh as she talked to him. It was bizarre. They totally looked as if they were on a date."


Wow. What an unlikely duo! But then again, he does have weird taste in women. Just a couple of years ago, he was staying up all night to chat with Winona Ryder.

Lost Hottie Robbed!

Josh Holloway, the hottie who plays Sawyer on Lost, was robbed yesterday at his Honolulu home.

Reports say the robber was armed with a gun and woke up Josh and his wife, Yessica, early Wednesday morning. The robber took cash, credit cards and Josh's Mercedes Benz. He probably didn't know he was robbing a star.

But this begs the question, where was he living? Is ABC that cheap that they can't put him in better digs?

Ashton and Demi - The $3 million dollar photo

The world has been waiting for the Ash/Demi wedding photos and OK magazine has them.

Rumor is they paid Ash/Demi $3 million for the exclusive photos.

Interesting photo. No doubt, she looks good (who wouldn't with all that plastic surgery?), he looks dorky (as usual with that goofy grin and fedora) but why does the rabbi look embarrassed?

Katie did it the old-fashioned way

Katie Holmes did not use in-vitro fertilization treatment to get pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby.

This is according to her aunt, Carol Zydorczyk. She says,"I can assure you they did it the old fashioned way."

Um, how can she assure us? Was she there? I don't think so.

Freddie Prinze Jr. likes Chinese

In what seems like a publicity stunt for his unfunny new show, Freddie Prinze Jr., said that he cracked a rib last week. The truth? He actually ate too much Chinese food.

How cute is that? An actor who overeats.

Granted, he's a male actor, but he is very skinny, so I guess his body couldn't take all the extra yummy Chinese food from Shun Lee Palace (a nice (read: pricey)) Chinese restaurant in NY. So he claims all that extra food led to torn muscles in his tummy from overexpanding.

J. Lo: This Is My Baby!

Jennifer Lopez is not pregnant but she does have a 'baby'.

According to People magazine, J. Lo is developing a movie based on the life of a salsa singer, Hector Lavoe, who will be played by her hubbie, Marc Anthony. "This is my baby," says J. Lo. She's been working on this project for four to five years.

Expect her to make a cameo but this is going to be Marc's 'star' vehicle.

Bond, James Bond?

Rumor has it that Daniel, "I didn't shag Sienna Miller or did I?" Craig is the #1 contender for the highly coveted spot of James Bond. This would be the first time a blonde Bond would be cast.

Others reportedly in the running include Clive Owen (my choice - equal parts sexy, mysterious and mischievous), Jude Law (not hot anymore), Hugh Jackman (everyone's favorite nice guy) and Goran Visnjic (the cute guy with the accent from ER).

Whomever wins the spot will take over for Pierce Brosnan who will be retiring the hot spot.

The Long and Short of It

Two different premieres, two different cities, two blondes but one dress?










Kirsten Dunst and Charlize Theron appear to be wearing the same dress, one long and one short, respectively.

It certainly looks that way but I can't be certain.

Charlize wore hers to the premiere of her movie, North Country, in L.A. last night and Kirsten wore her version to the premiere of Elizabethtown in NY last night.

Elizabethtown Premiere NY

Here are some pictures from last night's world premiere of Elizabethtown at Loews Lincoln Square on the Upper West Side.

Oh Orlando Bloom looking sexy as usual with carefully placed stubble.










Kate, Orlando is mine, Bosworth looking very matronly in some old lady frock. That is not the way to dress if you want to keep Orlando.










Kirsten, I didn't sleep with my co-star or did I, Dunst looking good save for her dark roots and greasy hair. Sporting the Anna Wintour bob.











Jessica, the sexiest woman alive no one has heard of, Biel wearing a similar dress to Kirsten's but with much better hair than K's.

Dynamic Duos - Paris & Fat Joe, Ashton & Demi, TomKat and Orlando & Kate

Fat Joe & Paris Hilton in Vegas over the weekend - doing what she does best - which is what exactly?



























Ashton Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore on a chilly day in L.A.



























Jon Heder & Ashley Simpson - hosting SNL.




Tomkat prowling around L.A. after his daugter played soccer. Notice she's wearing flats.

















Orlando Bloom and his sweetie Kate (not Kirsten) hang out in NY. Did he need a tie for dinner? That's the only way to explain his geek ensemble.

# 1s and Weekend Box Office

Number 1 movie? A cartoon - Wallace & Gromit - $16.1 million
Number 1 downloaded song*? Gold Digger by Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx
Number 1 TV show? CSI (of course) with nearly 28 million viewers
*as per iTunes


Box office roundup 10/7 to 10/9
1. Wallace & Gromit — $16.1 million (#1 its first weekend)
2. Flightplan — $10.8 million (Jodie Foster continues to kick ass in air)
3. In Her Shoes — $10 million (so-so opening for movie based on chick lit best-seller)
4. Two For The Money — $8.4 million (Al Pacino ooing and ahhing a la The Scent of Money is not enough to catapult this movie into first place nor is Matthew McConaughey shirtless - just because it worked once, doesn't mean it'll work again but Hollywood will keep trying)
5. The Gospel — $8 million

Anna Wintour Loves Pie - Great for Your Skin!

Anna Wintour got another humiliating pie thrown in her face by anti-fur supporters while in Paris for the fashion shows. Lovely, just lovely.

The pie was tofu cream for anyone who cares to know and she was hit as she was leaving the Chloe fashion show at the Tuileries gardens in Paris on Saturday.

This is the second time she's had a pie thrown in her face this year. Soon, she'll be writing about the benefits of pie on one's face - pore minimizing! skin moisturizing! - in the pages of Vogue.

They're filming the Devil Wears Prada (the book based on Anna Wintour) in New York.

Here's our favorite Entourage hottie with Anne Hathaway (playing boyfriend and fashion victim, respectively) from the movie currently filming in Soho.

I wonder if they'll have a pie throwing scene in the movie too.

Fall Fashion Must Haves

Cowboy hats are in


























So is dressing up like a dork



























but Fall's must have accessory? A bodyguard

It took a divorce from Brad Pitt to forgive her mom

Jennifer Aniston is talking to her mother again.
They haven't spoken in nearly a decade after her mom made fun of her hair once on TV. Talk about shallow. Jennifer Aniston's hair isn't naturally blonde or straight (she's dark brown with wavy hair) so I think it's really immature to fight with one's mom over something so insignificant and artificial.

But according to Elle magazine, Jennifer states that she's talking to her mother again. See? There is a silver lining in everything - if Brad hadn't left her for Angelina, then she'd never forgive her mom for trash-talking about her hair.

TomKat to breed

It's official! Katie Holmes is having a Scientology baby; thanks to Tom Cruise. Wow! Was that in her contract?!

They better hurry up and get married or that baby's going to be a bastard.

Somewhere Nicole Kidman is steaming mad (she and Tom have two kids but they were adopted and not conceived the 'natural' way).

Another Celebrity Marriage Bites the Dust

Well, it's official! Jessica and Nick are over!

According to the latest Us Weekly, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are breaking up for good. There have been rumors for months that they were fighting/separating/divorcing but now sources close to the couple say it's official.

This was an obvious disaster waiting to happen. Why? Because she was a virgin when she met him and 'saved herself' for marriage. And we all know that it is highly unlikely that she'd want to just sleep with one person the rest of her life (especially if that one person is Nick). Jess looks good (and she knows it). She's been getting a lot of attention lately, her career is doing better than his and I think she knows she's got options (just ask Johnny Knoxville).

Star Sightings

Matt Damon in Central Park yesterday filming with Angelina Jolie (although she wasn't around). Looking oh so cute Mattie.
Sad to report that Mattie is still engaged. Blah.





















Jennifer Aniston walking on the beach near her home in Malibu. It's official! She and Brad are free from each other; their divorce was finalized yesterday. She looks cute with her hat and she looks super skinny; guess that yoga is really working for her.

























J Ho, our favorite Latina, walking around in Mexico sporting a blonde wig (what star doesn't wear a wig or fake hair via extensions these days?). She's in Mexico filming a movie. She looks short and kind of dumpy (dare I say a bit chunky) which is how I imagine she looks most of the time.

Lohan Can't Drive

Lindsay Lohan was involved in another car accident and this time, it really does look like it's her fault. Like most 19 year olds, she proves that she can't drive.

After having lunch at the Ivy yesterday, LL was speeding through the streets without any paparazzi chasing her (so she can't use that excuse) and crashed into a van seriously injuring the driver and ruining her Mercedes Benz (pictured below).

LL ran to a nearby antiques store to avoid any onlookers and paparazzi.

How Many Musicians Does Renee Need to F?

Renee Zellweger has an insatiable appetite for musicians!!!!

First as an appetizer, Jack White,
then for her entree, Damien Rice,
plus the main course, Kenny Chesney
and then back for seconds with Damien Rice?!

How many musicians will it take, Renee? You're the new Winona Ryder-the new actress/groupie. Leave some for us!

Blah. Hope you inspire them to write good music.

Birthday Cheers

Ashlee Simpson turned 21 years old today and celebrated in Vegas over the weekend.

Wilmer Valderrama was there sporting some very bad bruises. Hmm. Did Lindsay beat him up?













Everyone's favorite Holla back girl turns 36 years old. She doesn't look a day over 30. She is one lucky B! To be thin, rich and married to a hottie like Gavin Rossdale.




























Clive Owen, the man who should've been Bond, turns a smoldering 41 years old today. He looks great and plays yet another sexy bad guy in the upcoming Jennifer Aniston movie,'Derailed'.

Nicholas Cage has a super boy

Nic Cage and his barely legal wife just had a baby boy today.

They named the kid, Kal-el, which geeks everywhere have told me, is the birth name of Superman on the planet Krypton.

Imagine being five and trying to write your name at school: "K-a-l...no, it's a hyphen, not a dash." Why do stars have to give their kids unusual names? Only the famous can get away with it.

This is the second child and boy for Nic. He has a son who is 13 years old. Nic is 41 years old and his bride is only 21 years old. Do the math - his son is closer in age to his wife than he is! Lovely.

And what was she doing clobbering around in those high shoes when she was only four days away from giving birth?! Guess she really would look like his kid sans high heels.

George Clooney's Bedroom Too Big

George Clooney bought a villa in lovely Lake Como (Laglio to be exact), Italy where he's entertained his Oceans 11/12 friends including Matt Damon and Brad Pitt. But George refuses to sleep in his master bedroom because it's too big. George is quoted as saying, "It's too big... It's just too much." How odd. Maybe he needs more than just one woman to share his bed. Any takers?

Brad Pitt's Divorce Final This Week

Brad Pitt's divorce from Jennifer Aniston will be finalized this week.

Their house, which they spent millions customizing and personalizing, is for sale. The asking price? A mere $28 million. They paid $13.5 million so anything over that would be a lovely profit for the two ex-lovebirds. Split two ways, that's about $7 million each; imagine how many more kids Brad and Ange could adopt with that money?!

But anyone interested in viewing the house has to prove that they are a financially credible person - so fans if you're interested, be sure to bring your seven figure bank account statements.

Paris and Paris over; C'est la vie.

Wasn't it obvious that this so-called relationship was over? We never saw Paris and Paris together and she rarely wore that rock of hers. More importantly, do we care? Paris got more publicity (like she needed it) and we now know who that there's a male Paris. Great. Life is so much better because we've heard about these two.

Disappointing Box Office

Guess the geeks didn't have enough money or time to spend away from their video games. Serenity was second at the box office with a disappointing take of only $10 million (barely making a dent in recouping its cost of $40 million not including marketing).

Flightplan continued its dominance with $15 million (good news for Buena Vista and Jodie Foster), Corpse Bride was #3 with $9.8 million, A History of Violence had a strong showing in 4th with $8.2 million (even more impressive given its limited release) and Into the Blue was a dismal 5th with only $7 million - guess Jessica Alba in a bikini is not enough of a draw when the plot and acting stink.

The 40-year Old Virgin has now surpassed the $100 million dollar mark in its 7th week of release and Wedding Crashers has now grossed over $206 million in three months.