Jude Nude not so Good

Nude pictures of Jude Law and his 'nanny-poking stick' have surfaced. Apparently, Jude's been vacationing in France at his mom's house and decided to go al fresco while wading in the water, showering, etc.

It's really quite a shame that he's so small because he has such a lovely face. But some are speculating that it appears small thanks to shrinkage (remember that Seinfeld episode?). Either way, it's still very small.

Nearly every tabloid/gossip website has been making fun of him (it started with a reference in page six today) but pictures were passed around yesterday (courtesy of the paparazzi). I wonder who'll end up buying and publishing them.

Poor Jude. He must be devastated.

If you want to see Jude nude, go to fleshbot's website. They've got a photo with a nice close up option. So sad.