Bennifer's having a girl

By now everyone knows that Jennifer Garner was on the Tonight Show and let it slip that she's having a girl. Oops! Yeah right. A nice well-placed 'she' and Bennifer will be bombarded with free gifts for their unborn daughter.

First you have Michael Vartan killed off of Alias and then you spawn with Ben Affleck? What's next? Time to drop the nice girl act Jen. Anyone who marries Ben can't be nice.

In the wake of celebrity breakups, let's see how long this marriage lasts. But if it does, won't it be great for Ben to teach the baby how to gamble, smoke and drink? That would be...priceless.