Trump Pregnant!

Donald Trump and his new wife of nine months, Melania, are expecting a child. This will be the fifth child for Trump and the first for her and the third different woman he's impregnated (that we know of).

The Donald is almost 60 years-old!

Leave it to Trump to trump Ashton's news. Hey Ashton, you just got Trumped; how does it feel?

Somewhere in NY, Trump's adult children are silently dividing their fortune. Yet again. Ready to divide everything five ways?