TGIF

What's worse than waking up at 7am to have to go to work? Getting booty-called at 7am! And not by the boy you have a crush on. Sigh.

Women would never be able to get away with such lascivious behavior.

Since I was up, I had no choice but to hit the gym. Lo and behold, there was Keanu, on my tv screen, bien sur. Appearing on CBS news, he looked divine and was charming even if he repeated the same non-personal information: No, Constantine is not like Neo, Yes, I asked my mom if I could be an actor ("Mother, may I be an actor?"), etc. But the most important question should have been, so where are you staying while in NYC and what are you doing tonight?

I had no choice but to go in search of Keanu as best I could. I ventured to Pastis for a leisurely late breakfast. Alas, Keanu was not there but a lovely German couple was and they bought me a drink. Isn't that lovely? I should note that it was after 12pm, so technically, it was okay. After my drink, I dialed the boy who had the audacity to wake me up so early this morning. Of course, he didn't pick up. He was probably still asleep. I thought I would return the favor with a wake up call of my own, but I got voicemail. I left an enticing message and hung up. Boring, I know. Of course, I haven't heard back. So typical.

Good gossip of the day? Haven't heard/read any yet but I have to recommend a divine little site, awfulplasticsurgery.com. Wow! Simply amazing. This site is devoted to celebrities and the physical transformations they have gone through, both good and bad. What would we do without old photos of celebrities? We'd have no evidence of who they used to be.

The most surprising bit of information? Paris Hilton is neither a real blonde nor blue-eyed! I think everyone knows that she dyes her hair platinum blonde, but the fake eye color? I don't think this is mainstream information. I don't know why I'm so surprised, but I am. Guess it's because she makes a big deal about her looks; she is so far from natural. But you have to give her credit. She went from being a chubby brunette with brown eyes, to America's most famous slutty celeb (blonde and blue-eyed, of course). The American Dream at it's finest.

It's 1:30pm. Nap time. Need to rest before going out tonight. Will hopefully see Keanu. At least I can dream about him...

(I'm lucky I even know what day it is).

What to say? Another day in New York.
So much to do so little time. Yawn.

Keanu Reeves is in town. He appeared on Regis & Kelly this am. If only I knew where he was staying. I would stalk him. He's such a hottie as Claire Forlani knows. They were spotted at Asia de Cuba (is it still hip to go there?) in LA on Feb. 3rd. Merde. I wouldn't put the two of them together but he's so private, it's really hard to know what his type is and who he's ever dated.

Best gossip news of the day?
J Ho being 'sick' although that's old news. Anyone who would date Ben Affleck is obviously sick. (Calm down Jennifer Garner; it's just a joke). Give me Matt Damon any day although most Matts tend to be cads (germaine to NY Matts only).

The fashion shows are over (finally) and the models and the men who love them have left the city (hopefully).

The buzz about Front Row is still going strong. Everyone is saying that the dude who wrote is did a much better job than Lauren Weisberger did (she wrote the Devil Wears Prada and we all know the best part about that book was the title and she didn't think of it).

Matthew McConaughey and his still-going-strong relationship with Penelope Cruz continues. They have just agreed to film another movie together called The Loop. This is the tagline: A loner highway patrolman is inspired to search for his long-lost parents after meeting a sexy librarian (guess who plays the sexy librarian; I'm certain she'll be sporting the same type of glasses she wore in Sahara playing a doctor).

MM and PC met while filming Sahara (a dud and an Indiana Jones rip off if ever there was one; I saw the movie a month ago; thankfully, I didn't have to pay for it, at least not in the financial sense) and I can only imagine that their next film will be just as bad. There isn't a real chemistry there (like he had with Kate Hudson in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days).

I also don't believe that MM and PC can act (except when they're acting like themselves) but they are eye candy (he was rocking a six-pack in Sahara). He was great playing a kind of cad in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days but I don't think he was really acting. As for PC, the only acting she did that garnered attention was her 'relationship' with Tom. I'll leave it at that as his people are very litigious (for the record, I think Tom is a great actor and should've won an award years ago).

Going out tonight but TIVO'ing the O.C. Seth rocks.