The Week that Was

The Week that Was

Babies:

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby (okayyy) and named it Suri (okayyy) after Surrey, England - home of L. Ron Hubbard aka Mr. Scientology.

Suri also means pickpocket in Japanese. How lovely. Pickpocket Cruise! Hope the baby can live up to the name.

The world is awaiting photos of this 'baby' and photos are expected to sell for millions.

Brooke Shields also had a baby girl the same day in the same hospital. Bet the girls will be bff in 20 years.







Gwennie also popped another one out (last week but photos were made available this week).

I don't like to make fun of babies but I have no choice. Here she is with her rather fugly looking baby, Moses. Look at his face and his weird long fingers. Yuck!

















Bikinis:
Scarlett Johansson (in her Walmart bikini) and boyfriend, Josh Hartnet in Jamaica during Easter weekend.





























Kelly Clarkson

















Helena Christensen in Miami
















Celebrities who dress like they're 20:
Eva Longoria on TRL promoting her so-so movie, "The Sentinel"



What's with the hooker shoes?













Celebrites who are trying to save the world this week:

Brad Pitt is trying to rebuild New Orleans (while his bodyguards pummel photographers trying to get photos of his family in Namibia).


Will Smith in Jerusalem (getting jiggy).
















Celebrities who should hide behind strong makeup and very strong lights:

Sarah Jessica Parker.

I've said this once before and I'll say it once again - SJP is not attractive!

In fact, she is ugly!

Yes, I loved Sex and the City as much as everyone else did and I will admit that she managed to look decent behind the cool (sometimes not) clothes and the blond hair, makeup and strong, professional lighting.

But take all of that away and you're left with ? Ug. The sad truth. She has a witch's face and why, oh, why won't she get her roots done?

Perez Hilton is right; she looks awful!