Happy New Year!

Hope everyone had a fabulous New Year's Eve and hope everyone will have a fabulous New Year!

How celebrities spent New Year's:

1) Mariah Carey - had a paid gig in Times Square with Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest.

Is it just me or has she gained a few pounds? No wonder they call her Mooriah.

Hasn't she ever heard of wearing black to look slimming?

That outfit makes her look bigger than she really is or does it? She looks ginormous!













2) On the opposite side of the physical spectrum, Nicole Ritchie.
She is just wasting away. Does she ever eat?

I think this is the skinniest we've seen her. She spent the day at the beach - South Beach (natch) and the night hosting a party - which she was paid to do (of course). The club that hired her probably paid for her airfare, hotel, and whatever meals she ate but it's obvious that she didn't eat any.

Her ex, DJ Adam, was also hosting a party in South Beach. I wonder if they met up later or did everything they could to avoid each other?











3) Also 'working', Lindsay Lohan aka La Hohan and also in South Beach.

Just like Nicole, she spent the day at the beach and hosted a party at night. Love how her hat matches her bikini and her dress/cover-up matches too. Matchy-matchy!

She says she hates the paparazzi but she looks 'paparazzi ready': the shades, the hat flipped just so, the innocent, far-away look. Remember, the scene in "Mean Girls", where her real friends accused her of being plastic and loving the attention? That certainly seems to be the case...










4) LA at Mansion - B-List mania! A slew of B-list, C-list and D-list celebs invaded this party. I won't even mention their names because they just don't matter.

The ugly Duff, Haylie Duff aka Manlie Duff, was there too. She looks like a witch with bad roots. Can't she get her hair colored? She is related to a real celebrity. I'm certain she could get her hair done for free. It just looks so bad two-toned.