Katie Holmes and her bastard

Katie Holmes announces that she won't get married until apres her baby is born.

She is quoted as saying, "All these rumors that we're getting married this week or next, they're just not true. I won't be waddling into my wedding with a big bump." But my baby will be a bastard. It certainly will!

It's hard to tell when Katie is due but it'll definitely be in '06.


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