Drew Barrymore needs a bra! Stat!

Drew Barrymore

Drew, drew, drew. Yes, you're cute. Yes, you're dating a hip, younger Stroke. But you are not 18 anymore! You need a bra when you're out in public! Especially at the Golden Globes! Especially in front of Steven Spielberg and the world!

Drew Barrymore had her double Ds reduced in a breast reduction surgery years ago. Hmm, can't really tell because she looks pretty heavy on top. And she's hanging low! When your breasts are that large you need to wear a bra! Big and saggy - not a good look on anyone including your grandma.