Mr. and Mrs. Matt Damon

Following in his best friend's (Ben Affleck) footsteps, Matt Damon married his girlfriend, Lucky Lucy, because she is pregnant (Ben did the same thing with Jennifer Garner when she was expecting and showing).

Why do men only marry women when they're pregnant? It sends such a bad sign. Guess Mattie didn't want a little bastard on his hands.

Mattie opted for the cheap route and went to City Hall (Ben and Jen were married in the Caribbean). Although I think it would be amazing to be married to Matt, I'd still want a nice, white wedding. I'd feel cheated otherwise.