Christian Slater - what happened?

I was an 80s child, there I admit it and I had the biggest crush on Christian Slater - the Christian Slater of "Heathers" fame. The cool, cocky Christian Slater who made Winona Ryder weak in the knees. Not the 2005 Christian Slater who fights with his wife, frequents strip clubs, hangs out at frat-boy bars on the upper east side and grabs 50 year old asses (charges were just dropped in the ass-groping incident).

And now he's taking it up a notch - getting drunk and falling off of the world's most famous sl*t's roof (I refuse to give her anymore press by naming her). Or as Perez Hilton reported, getting tasered by the police because he wouldn't come down.
How much lower can you go Christian? How much worse is it going to get?

Plus, he's not aging well. Take a look at this picture. He looks so dopey. Yes, Dopey - like one of the dwarves.

You're ruining my 80s memories Christian! Can't you go back to being cool? Please?