You Didn't Have Me At Hello

Sad news: Renee Zellweger and her hubbie of four months, country crooner, Kenny Chesney, have called it quits.

They met at a tsunami relief concert in January and were married in May.
Not surprising that they're breaking up. What did you expect when you married your stalker (he wrote a song called, 'You had me from hello'), someone you've known for a mere five months?

Honestly, I didn't think they made a cute couple. He was too short and she was on the rebound from Jack White (Mr. 'I married Meg and then took her name and now pretend we're brother and sister' White Stripe) who broke her heart.

So what does Jack do after he's against marrying Renee? He marries some washed up, not pretty, so-called 'super' model as retaliation for Renee's wedding.

Just suck it up and admit you belong together. Maybe now Jack will come to his senses and be with Renee again and all will be well with the world again.