Monica Lewinsky Leaving NY

Monica Lewinsky, a neighbor of mine in the west village, is leaving NY for London (where they love girls who have 'some meat on their bones').

Monica will be attending the London School of Economics but studying social psychology. Hmm, what else is there to study, Monica? Haven't you learned everything you need to know about people and how they think?

Expect plenty of shots of Monica attending class in pjs sans makeup. And plenty of shots of Monica with men (any man will do) with headlines blasting, 'Monica's new beau.' Just don't shag the president... of the class.

Good luck Monica.